is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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