What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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