apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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