Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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