I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.