he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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