No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass