There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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