Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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