i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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