I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
