I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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