i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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