why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I understand Curling. That high.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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