I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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