Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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