In the future we'll all be gay
we have officially lost it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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