It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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