I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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