just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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