Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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