Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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