do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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