Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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