There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize