I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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