I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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