It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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