But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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