OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he was CRYING into my vagina
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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