I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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