Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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