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(979): View more from Texas

Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.

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(737): View more from Texas

and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"

(303): View more from Colorado

I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."

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(980): View more from North Carolina

when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.

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(850): View more from Florida

i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend

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(316): View more from Kansas

You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.

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(310): View more from California

That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.

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