Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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