Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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