he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
wow bdsm is so cute
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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