Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Randomize
