Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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