I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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