It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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