why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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