he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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