i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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