No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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