Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I forget how to act sober
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