Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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