Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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