there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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