you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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