she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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