508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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