I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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