it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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