No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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