Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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