Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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