Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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