he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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