Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
